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At least that’s what New Orleans Pelicans guard Lonzo Ball did this week during an appearance on the lighthearted Podcast with Josh Hart.
Ball revealed his Big Baller Brand signature ZO2 sneakers would rip apart and his manager was prepared to swap them out every quarter with a backpack full of more shoes.
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EPIC BRUH MOMENT!

My Favorite Colors :^)

  1. Blue
  2. Green
  3. Red
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My asshole can fit a car tire. If anyone actually reads this, keep in mind that an average asshole of a human being can dilate between 2-4 centimeters. One car tire is roughly 500x200 cm. So yeah, fitting a car tire in my asshole is probably a world record and should deserve a Guinness book of world records entry. My first piece of advice if you think you can beat this record is don’t even try. My second piece of advice is (if the first piece of advice is ignored), start small and gradually move on to bigger things. Anal bleeding ruins many articles of clothing including but not limited to socks and shoes. Actually, while we’re on the topic of anal stretching and clothes being ruined, you should know once the anus is stretched beyond 8 cm, the sphincter is rendered useless. Gravity will just pull turds right out of your ass with no regard for anything. If your diet is fiber rich, this may not be as big of a problem, as solid turds can be easily disposed. However, if you are a fan of taco bell, be warned that splash damage is a very real thing. It’s best during the anal stretching period to invest in a wide range of butt plugs.